Yorkshire Airlines

Satire #1

Last day I flew as a passenger. And let me tell you this, flight attendants put up with a lot of garbage from people. Have you ever been sitting in your seat and you see someone trying to fit something in the overhead rack that you know it won´t go there in like a million years? They´ve like a mattress and a lamp with them.. You look at them and go like "What kind of perception problems this guy have..?" And the flight attendants are always nice, they always run up and act like it might maybe fit you know " Ohh.. I don´t know if that´s gonna get up there.. Let me check it for you, YOU MORON!!"

Funny airline

Creativity is also to be found in the sky! Check out this distinctive, brightly colored and humorous livery:

"No one saw us coming"





















"This way up"





Flying 101:

co- captain (the other pilot on the PA system)
nose cone (radar, antenna, and a really big dish inside)

front door (our door is always open … unless we’re at 41 000 feet)
cockpit window = sun roof
cargo door
fuel tanks (the go-go juice)
aircon ducts (not that kulula needs it… they’re already cool)
wing #1 and #2

the big cheese (”captain, my captain!”)
galley (cuppa anyone?)
jump seat (for wannabe pilots)
avionics (fancy navigation stuff)
windows (best view in the world)
engine #1 and #2 (26 000 pounds of thrust)
throne zone (more leg room baby!) - emergency exit

overhead cabins (VIP seating for your hand luggage)
seats (better than taxi seats)
landing gear (comes standard with supa-fly mags)
secret agent code (aka plane’s registration) -  ZS-ZWP
boot space
tail (featuring an awesome logo)
galley (food, food, food, food…)
a.p.u. (extra power when you need it most)
rudder (the steering thingy)

rudder (the steering thingy)
stabiliser (the other steering thingy)
loo (or mile-high club initiation chamber)
tail (featuring an awesome logo)
back door (no bribery/corruption here)
black box (which is actually orange)
landing gear (comes standard with supa-fly mags)
some windows - kulula fans (the coolest peeps in the world)
seats (better than taxi seats)

emergency exit - throne zone (more leg room baby!)