Happy New Year!!

You know that you´re a flight attendant when...

... you can eat a four course meal standing at the kitchen counter!

Merry Christmas!!!

You know that you´re a flight attendant when...

... All of your pens have different hotel names on them!

Being a flight attendant at home

So imagine you´re at home, doing some fancy cooking (not really...just warming up something in the microwave) and then suddenly - bamm! - you see that your device caught on fire!! We go so often through fire fighting training that when something like this happens, we just tend to remain calm and instantly react following a certain procedure.

So, first thing that came to mind was:

"Ohhh shiiitt!"

Then,

1. Switch the device off.

2. Close the microwave door.

3. Inform the captain...

Oh wait..I´m at home, there´s no captain!!

And just like that, the small fire was extinguished in just a few seconds..

Needless to say that unfortunately we had a fatality - the microwave didn´t survive..

:)

Courtesy of the fabulous Flight Deck #3

You know that you´re a flight attendant when...

... You can recognize pilots by the backs of their heads - but not by their faces!

Boarding time..

Why do people so often don´t give a shit about others? It´s not rare to see so many passengers blocking the boarding flow because they decide to take all their shit out of their bags in the middle of the aisle. And they know they have hundreds of people waiting on them - but they just don´t care.

My mind goes like:

Are you ok? You don´t see all this people jammed up waiting on you? You don´t see any of that, do you? ohhhh, this is your world, it´s all about you, hey? You let us know when you´re all set, "captain you-planet".

Some want to spend as little time as possible there.. Others enjoy every second.

"Do not travel in order to reach a destination, but to travel", Johann von Goethe once said.

Ok, last post about the arrivals hall..!!!!

You know you´re a flight attendant when...

... you can tell from 70 yards away if a piece of luggage will fit in the overhead bin!

Proposal

There comes a time in every mans life when he must figure out how to ask a very important question, and every man reacts differently.

Some will cower and back down while others will cautiously step up to the plate.

There is a third group, however. This is the group that goes above and beyond, and fortunately for us, also somehow manage to capture all of the action on camera.

Ahaha..while entering a plane...

... you see Chucky, the baby terror!