Tuesday, March 20, 2012

Why flight attendants make better partners:



1. Flight benefits - you can party in Ibiza, lunch in Paris, go shopping in Milano, go clubbing in Amsterdam and recover from your hangover in St. Tropez;

2. They are great problem solvers, and generally great diplomats as well;

3. They are always styled up - with a nice uniform, hairdo and decent make-up;

4. They are an "All-in-1" kinda deal: the best waitresses, chefs, bartenders, firefighters, babysitters, baggage handlers, nurses, cleaners, engineers and psychologists;

5. They know how to say "you´re an IDIOT!" with a smile in their faces and not get in trouble;

6. They can travel light - and most importantly, it only takes them less than half an hour to pack for an entire holiday;

7. They know where the cheapest restaurant in every town is, and are the best sightseeing tour guides too;

8. They can look like a million bucks from a dead sleep to the wheel of a car in 17 minutes;

9. They can set up for a party in a half an hour, cater an affair for 30 out of a closet and talk to a total stranger giving him the feeling that they´ve known each other for ages;

10. No matter what, you´ll always see them smiling and in a jovial mood!

:)

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