Captain to a new Cabin Crew Member doing her first supervision flight:
Captain: - "Could you just go to the rear toilet and do a quick check? A warning has appeared on one of our systems".
CCM: - "Certainly"
Moments later,
CCM: - "Everything appears to be ok, captain"
Captain: - "Are you sure? It´s saying the toilet seat is still up. Can you make sure it´s down please?"
CCM: - "Oh, I´m sorry, yes certainly".
Senior Cabin Crew Member: - "What are you doing? you did a toilet check a moment ago."
CCM - "yes, but I didn´t realise I´d left the toilet seat up and the captain said the warning it´s still showing on their systems."
SCCM: - "Oh poor thing, you have permission to ring the captain and tell him to f*** off".
Our days are certainly never boring!
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