Sometimes I feel bad for the gate agents. Because they try to get the boarding process to run smoothly but no one will listen to them. Don´t blame them. They try, they get in the intercom: "Ladies and gentlemen, we are about to begin boarding. If we could ask for your cooperation would you all please remain seated until your row has been called" -He´s not even finished and everyone starts to raise up - "Everyone please, please remain seated. Everyone please back away from the gate." Somehow, by the time that comes out the speakers it must sound like: "Everybody up and rush the door. Everyone, immediately try to squish your fat buts simultaneously in the small door gate area. Hurry!! Push and shove, everyone. Push and shove!! Do whatever you have to to get on board. This is the last plane to get out of Vietnam"
It makes you think how this people live at home.
Even more worrying is the fact that they reproduce.
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